This guy's got it right!
LETTER FROM THE BOSS:
As the Ceo of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way... To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
About Me
- Marsha
- Bluffton, Indiana, United States
- I'm a housewife who is spoiled rotten by my very loving husband. We're the parents of Opie the Green Rump Parrotlet, Max the Miniature Pinscher, Gizmo the indoor cat and Bijou the outdoor cat. I have a great son but he lives much too far away, a wonderful daughter-in-law, and two darling grandchildren. I spend a lot of time on Facebook, Twitter and Google+ keeping up on my friends near and far, also it's my best way of finding out the weather and news for where my son lives. Usually two afternoons a week you'll find me at our local United Way office where I coordinate the Imagination Library program for Wells County and do anything else I can help with. I also take care of the social media postings for our United Way.
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